The Fluky Flu
by Tammy Pringle
One thing you never want to do
is come down with the Fluky Flu
This type of flu is highly contagious
And it's symptoms are extremely outrageous!
It makes you look and feel quite funny
Your nose swells up and then gets runny
Your lips disappear and your eyes bulge out
It's an awful flu without a doubt!
It turns your face green, the color of Shrek,
And makes your eyebrows grow down to your neck
Feathers appear in your nose holes and ears
And you must pluck them out or they'll stay there five years
Your tongue pops out and sticks to your chin
And purple goosebumps cover your skin
Your fingers and toes will glow in the dark
And when you open your mouth, you'll just hiccup and bark.
Now if you should catch the Fluky Flu
There is a cure, here's what you must do:
Stand on your head and count to ten
Then say something nice to a neighbor or friend
Close your eyes and hop up and down
Smile at someone who's wearing a frown
Give yourself a hug and someone else too,
Say to your parents, "I love you."
Do all these things if you want to get better
If you don't, your symptoms will last FOREVER!
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