A One-of-a-Kind Feline!

Karate Cat

It’s best you don’t mess with Karate Cat
He uses his tail like a baseball bat
And swings it around at sonic speed
Then strikes with master accuracy

I suggest you don’t mess with Karate Cat
His whiskers are weapons, no doubt about that
As pointed as needles and like porcupine quills
He shoots them out wherever he wills

I request you don’t mess with Karate Cat
He’s a pro at one-to-one claw combat
With kicks as high and hard as Bruce Lee’s
They’ll send you on a quick trip to the trees

You’ll be stressed if you mess with Karate Cat
He is one cat I WOULD NOT attack
Ignore my warnings and discover his wrath
And maybe find yourself chopped in half.